There is an exit here, I say it is and it's true

"Drink milk, or else..."

So this is a bunch of links to things that are worthwhile in my opinion, and even some things totally not worthwhile at all. Go see some of them.

• Important things:
  • Cradle of Filth - Top band
  • Robert Rankin - Top Writer
  • Henry Briant - Top Bloke He's my mate so go to his site.
  • Top Heavy Metal guitar tabs site
  • Century Media - Top Heavy Metal Label
  • Hogshead - Top RPG company
  • Another Top Bloke who is my mate and sometimes scares me.
• Less important things:
  • Furbysex Another friend of mine, but when this guy says he is disgusted by something you know that really he can't get enough...
  • Zen stories to tell your neighbours
• Band links (how predictable): So here's the score. I'm into a load of bands that you've already heard of, and probably been to their sites already, so it would be silly of me to link to them. I am instead going to link to some bands that you may well not know that much about, hows about that for userfriendly.
  • GWAR! Prosthetics, onstage decapitations, a bunch of aliens who should be ruling the planet but instead spend their time playing fuck-off good heavy metal. Check them out or DIE!
  • Cold Seriously good post-grunge depression.
  • kITtiE Ok, I knOW TheY suCk But If YOu cheCk oUt ElsWHerE in My siTe YOu'lL diScoVer wHy I'M liNking tO thEm.
  • 12Rods Cool alternative rock band with really nice electronic soundscapes.

"And are the tablets helping?"
"Tablets always help, that's what they're there for, isn't it?"
--The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag, Robert Rankin

I suppose there's an off-chance you want to get back home